Anyway, on to other matters. To wit, camping.

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I yearn to be at one with nature and, to this end, have decided to take up wild camping. There is a particular spot up by Angle Tarn at which I am determind to watch the sun set, frying sausages over a wood fire. But I overtake myself. In order to learn the secrets of camping I have purchased some equipment with which I will practise in teh garden: a tent, two sleeping bags and two bed rolls. The total cost of these items? £83.

That's value, that is.

I am being mithered by the family to partake in the glorious outdoors, to which I have bought an inflatable tent. £200 paid for by the company's "Inspiration" fund. This year they have increased it to £250 and that'll pay for the rest