Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
Bloke in our office sprays some stuff on his head in a vain attempt to pretend he's not bald. Every morning he comes into the office his 'hair' is in a different shape to the last depending on how he's sprayed it. It's very funny. He is easily the most widely mocked man in the company.
Spray on stuff, you say? I'll get me some of that action.