Reduced drinking update

[Sir C]

I’m currently ‘brewing’ something in a bucket in my utility room, la. It contains rhubarb and apples from my allotment with some sugar and yeast. I’ve literally no idea what it’ll be like. Foul, probably. It’s quite pink, though.

I may send a semi-John to Sir C for Christmas.

I wish you much pleasure from your rhubarb-based hooch, b. I, however, could not contemplate touching such stuffs.