Originally Posted by Burney
bath and drowned.
I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.
Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird.
Why wouldn't anyone notice the water going up their nose and into their mouth?
Fúcking royally hammered obviously.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Tell me more about Dr Jellyfinger. I haven't had my anus reamed for years, so put off was I by a doctor who once appeared to be trying to insert a wardrobe into my fundament.
Was it awfully painful?
It was remarkably painless though one could feel the poking about inside, sc.
Plenty of lube was used by the sound and feel of things.
I did not enjoy it, but needs must etc.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i
NTTAWWI, naturally.
There's nowt slack about my nipsy, I'll have you know, scMy bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i
NTTAWWI, naturally.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
I was wondering... this is a little awkward... but if you're free sometime would you fancy coming out for a meal? Or maybe going to the pictures?
Nowhere cheap mind, sc
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Did your doctor compliment you on the tightness of your arsehole, i?
Did your doctor compliment you on the tightness of your arsehole, i?Like a cigar cutter, b
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Here's your answer.My bloke must have been a bit of a sadist. Either that or you've got a ringpiece like a wellyboot top, i
NTTAWWI, naturally.
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