She served a fücking banana that looked like a diseased cock and böllocks, ffs! She also failed to have the cream spurting out of the end for comic effect. She should lose for that alone. Instead, they all kissed her arse. If any restaurant tried to serve me a banana for my pudding, I'd throw it at them.
Beetroot can fück right off. Also, if I see another cünt burning a cabbage, I'm going to take to someone with a blowtorch.
They all defer pathetically to him - even more so than the days of Chef Michel. Also, I don't like Monica now that she's the good cop. I preferred her when she was stone-faced and miserable. Also, some of her manglings of English vowel sounds defy belief (or 'buh-leaf' as she'd doubtless call it).