So tomorrow, a man is going to rip two wisdom teeth out of my head.

[IUFG]

Will that be fun, would you say?

Reassure me, awimb.

pain. searing, searing pain, b.

HTH

[Burney]

pain. searing, searing pain, b.

HTH

This is less than helpful, i.

[World's End Stella]

This is less than helpful, i.

I awoke from having all four removed as a teenager (smarter people have to have them taken out early doors you see) feeling only groggy, no real pain whatsoever. Possibly because I was pumped full of pain killers.

They gave me an entire 5 minutes to recover then basically forced me out to the car where - whilst sat next to my mother - I vomited up a good size bag worth of blood. Apparently you swallow like a litre of blood or something as your sat there.

Enjoy!

[Burney]

I awoke from having all four removed as a teenager (smarter people have to have them taken out early doors you see) feeling only groggy, no real pain whatsoever. Possibly because I was pumped full of pain killers.

They gave me an entire 5 minutes to recover then basically forced me out to the car where - whilst sat next to my mother - I vomited up a good size bag worth of blood. Apparently you swallow like a litre of blood or something as your sat there.

Enjoy!

A litre? As a decent Englishman, I will only be swallowing in pints. Like your mum does.

[World's End Stella]

A litre? As a decent Englishman, I will only be swallowing in pints. Like your mum does.

Do you know, I have no idea what the pints to gallons conversion is. 4 litres to the gallon, more or less.

Pints? Jaysus man join the modern world.

[Ash]

Do you know, I have no idea what the pints to gallons conversion is.

Pints? Jaysus man join the modern world.

8 pints in a gallon. I thought everyone knew that.

Do you ask for 0.568 litres of beer at the pub?

[Peter]

I awoke from having all four removed as a teenager (smarter people have to have them taken out early doors you see) feeling only groggy, no real pain whatsoever. Possibly because I was pumped full of pain killers.

They gave me an entire 5 minutes to recover then basically forced me out to the car where - whilst sat next to my mother - I vomited up a good size bag worth of blood. Apparently you swallow like a litre of blood or something as your sat there.

Enjoy!

That would have been in the seventies, presumably?

[World's End Stella]

That would have been in the seventies, presumably?

80s, thank you. Early 80s.

And in Canada, where dentistry is about 20 years ahead of the UK.

[Peter]

80s, thank you. Early 80s.

And in Canada, where dentistry is about 20 years ahead of the UK.

Really? Mine was in the mid 90s. No blood was swallowed and the operation was performed by two Arsenal supporters. Beat that with a stick.

That said, I had no feeling on one side of my tongue for almost a month.

[Burney]

Really? Mine was in the mid 90s. No blood was swallowed and the operation was performed by two Arsenal supporters. Beat that with a stick.

That said, I had no feeling on one side of my tongue for almost a month.

Turned out to be a doddle. Local anaesthetic and the teeth popped out painlessly and easily like good little chaps. I was done in less than ten minutes. Anaesthetic’s pretty much worn off now and it’s not even that sore.