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  1. 04-09-2018, 08:06 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Golf. Various poorly-dressed, largely indistinguishable Americans competing to see who can hit a ball about in the least interesting fashion while crowds whoop for no discernible reason until it finally stops.
    May we moan about the weather? It's supposed to be springtime. It's just fúcking depresssing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    May we moan about the weather? It's supposed to be springtime. It's just fúcking depresssing.
    Absolutely. Saturday offered false hope, only for us to wake up the last two mornings in what appears to be a nationwide cloud. The M25 was a particular joy this morning, with visibility of about 30ft in places.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Absolutely. Saturday offered false hope, only for us to wake up the last two mornings in what appears to be a nationwide cloud. The M25 was a particular joy this morning, with visibility of about 30ft in places.
    My barbecue is still in winter storage. It's mid-April, for all love! I should be smoking butts by now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    My barbecue is still in winter storage. It's mid-April, for all love! I should be smoking butts by now.
    In a burst of optimism, I took the cover off the patio furniture on Saturday. This clearly just angered the weather gods.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    In a burst of optimism, I took the cover off the patio furniture on Saturday. This clearly just angered the weather gods.
    I'm off to Cumbria in two weeks. I'm fully expecting long, balmy early-summer days, striding through meadows amongst gambolling lambs and busy, buzzing bees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'm off to Cumbria in two weeks. I'm fully expecting long, balmy early-summer days, striding through meadows amongst gambolling lambs and busy, buzzing bees.
    I recommend not looking at this week's forecast if you wish to retain your optimism on this score.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    May we moan about the weather? It's supposed to be springtime. It's just fúcking depresssing.
    Sunny and 22 degrees - Biergarten weather. What's to moan about?
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