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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes. You have to say this for the keen rapists of the Red Army: whatever their faults, a lack of thoroughness was not among them.
    Decent lads, but they will insist on wearing shower flip-flops outdoors
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Decent lads, but they will insist on wearing shower flip-flops outdoors
    Hairy backs. That's the thing that always strikes me about Russians. Hairy backs.

    It's a sign of coarse breeding, you know.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Hairy backs. That's the thing that always strikes me about Russians. Hairy backs.

    It's a sign of coarse breeding, you know.
    Well all the decent ones were either killed or fled between 1917 and 1953. Only the dregs are left.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Hairy backs. That's the thing that always strikes me about Russians. Hairy backs.

    It's a sign of coarse breeding, you know.
    Don't look at me; the redgunamos are an essentially hairless variety
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Don't look at me; the redgunamos are an essentially hairless variety
    What, completely smooth - all over? I expect that's quite a sight when it's all oiled up, isn't it?

    Pic?

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    What, completely smooth - all over? I expect that's quite a sight when it's all oiled up, isn't it?

    Pic?
    My betters insist on coconut oil nowadays. It's all the rage apparently.

    It's perfectly foul, I've decided.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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