You do all realise that Glen was a blistering axeman?

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Quite b. And bassists aren't really musicians because they can only handle 4 strings FACT!

[Burney]

Quite b. And bassists aren't really musicians because they can only handle 4 strings FACT!

Oh, bassists are really just drummers with an O-Level. Barely musicians at all.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

And drummers are plumbers too lazy to do real work

[World's End Stella]

And drummers are plumbers too lazy to do real work

What do you call people who like to hang around with musicians?

Drummers.

Badum tish.

[Ash]

Quite b. And bassists aren't really musicians because they can only handle 4 strings FACT!

They not only provide the interface between melody and rhythm, they invariably have to manage the insane and obnoxious egos of the band to glue the whole thing together. And it's not which notes you play and how many strings there are, it's when you play them. Most guitarists are ****ing shít rhythmically.

Also it has been scientifically proven that the bass is the driving pulse of rock music that make people like it. So ner.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

They not only provide the interface between melody and rhythm, they invariably have to manage the insane and obnoxious egos of the band to glue the whole thing together. And it's not which notes you play and how many strings there are, it's when you play them. Most guitarists are ****ing shít rhythmically.

Also it has been scientifically proven that the bass is the driving pulse of rock music that make people like it. So ner.

We both know all of this Ash. I'm just joshing this old Tory who, I suspect, couldn't play a jew's harp or, come to that, the "comb on a piece of paper."

[Burney]

They not only provide the interface between melody and rhythm, they invariably have to manage the insane and obnoxious egos of the band to glue the whole thing together. And it's not which notes you play and how many strings there are, it's when you play them. Most guitarists are ****ing shít rhythmically.

Also it has been scientifically proven that the bass is the driving pulse of rock music that make people like it. So ner.

ffs, a! I thought you were never going to bite.

[Luis Anaconda]

ffs, a! I thought you were never going to bite.

I was getting quite upset refreshing all the time. He's been far too nice as well

[Ash]

I was getting quite upset refreshing all the time. He's been far too nice as well

[Luis Anaconda]

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