Originally Posted by
Sir C
I had a chum who developed warts on his bell end; like tiny little cauliflowers, they were. Anyway, he was sent to hospital to have them lasered off, which resulted in him having to pull a lengthy dressing out of his todger, like a magician pulling hankies out of his sleeve... but I digress. After the lasering he realised that he now had two Jap's eyes, and consequently could píss into two urinals at once, a trick which was much appreciated by an enthusiastic crowd on many occasions.
It doesn't help you, I know. I just like telling the story.