Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
I just couldn't face the thought of the table for one again. You know, the nice table, by the bogs, which comes complete with pitying glances from waiters
You sound like a gay. Are you a gay?

You don’t know these people, these German waiting staff. What care you if they look awkwardly in your direction and think of you are a sad, lonely Dutch with dyed hair.

Fúck them. Just click your fingers and summon another 2 beers. Nuts even.