I'll say this for the flu: I've had zero appetite for five days now and the weight is

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

hacking cough, the wildly fluctuating temperatures, the shakiness, the aching joints, the general sense of enervation and the flop sweats

not to mention the crying like a baby girl.

Dysentery is even better b. Quite literally shít yourself skinny

[Burney]

not to mention the crying like a baby girl.

Dysentery is even better b. Quite literally shít yourself skinny

My bowels have been nothing to write home about either, I can tell you, h.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

My bowels have been nothing to write home about either, I can tell you, h.

Well Sir C as good as offered to come round and wash your bóllock so I'm guessing he'll do something for your old chocolate factory while he's fussocking around down there