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Thread: Maitland...seems a bit cold letting your mom live in a Storage locker

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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by HoddGooner View Post
    As the guy who scouted him, I should point out that the article has more holes than a teabag
    How many holes does a teabag have?

  2. #2
    Lots and lots and lots

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by HoddGooner View Post
    Lots and lots and lots
    Whereabouts in Hertfordshire is her storage locker? Will it lower the house prices?

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Whereabouts in Hertfordshire is her storage locker? Will it lower the house prices?
    One of our players' mums lives in a storage locker in Hertfordshire? Is that what I should be understanding from this story?

    I don't even know what a storage locker is.

  5. #5
    Given that the article highlighted the fact that she was sneaking in after hours as its not allowed, I think we can safely surmise that he isn't sleeping there any more

  6. #6
    It's somewhere close to Colney, so not a problem for us East Herts residents

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by HoddGooner View Post
    It's somewhere close to Colney, so not a problem for us East Herts residents
    Enfield innit?
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    How many holes does a teabag have?
    Didn't they used to tell you in one of the Tetley ads back in the 80s? It was either 2,000 or 10,000 perforations.

  9. #9
    in which case I change my statement to "there are holes in the article, but nowhere near as many as there are in a Tetley teabag"*

    * Other teabags are available.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Didn't they used to tell you in one of the Tetley ads back in the 80s? It was either 2,000 or 10,000 perforations.
    2,000 according to a person on the internet. Less than Blackburn, Lancashire then.

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