Anyway, I think we can all agree on one thing. And that is that...

[Burney]

Is he one of the 'English' players? I understand that the 'England' captain is actually Irish, that several of the 'England' players ran away from the champagne as if confronted by a demon, and that one chap was born in the Caribbean?

It's hardly village greens and warm beer and the Vicar's wife ona bicycle, is it?

Morgan's mother is English and he has held British citizenship since he was a baby, while Archer's father was born in England.

Anyway, these are the benefits of empire. We get a slightly bigger pool in which to fish.

[Luis Anaconda]

Morgan's mother is English and he has held British citizenship since he was a baby, while Archer's father was born in England.

Anyway, these are the benefits of empire. We get a slightly bigger pool in which to fish.

Would love someone to tell Ben Stokes he isn't English

[Sir C]

Would love someone to tell Ben Stokes he isn't English

Apparently he's a Kiwi, la.

[Burney]

Apparently he's a Kiwi, la.

A 'Kiwi' with a Cumbrian accent.

[Sir C]

A 'Kiwi' with a Cumbrian accent.

Yes. But born in New Zealand. A horse born in a stable is not a dog. Pardon?

[Pokster]

Yes. But born in New Zealand. A horse born in a stable is not a dog. Pardon?

Careful, I fgot into all sorts of trouble with b for saying N Hussain was Indian,

[Sir C]

Careful, I fgot into all sorts of trouble with b for saying N Hussain was Indian,

I have no idea who N Hussain is, p. But his name certainly sounds a little Indian.

[Burney]

Yes. But born in New Zealand. A horse born in a stable is not a dog. Pardon?

Rudyard Kipling was born in India. Was he Indian?

[Sir C]

Rudyard Kipling was born in India. Was he Indian?

No, because at that time, India was a county of England, like north Ireland is now.

[Luis Anaconda]

Rudyard Kipling was born in India. Was he Indian?

I'll ask that famous Kenyan Derek Pringle or the big wop Ted Dexter