Sweet Jesus, there is no one to vote for in this election :-(

[Burney]

I'm getting irrationally nervous about this election. I feel a bit like being 3-0 up against Spurs with 10 minutes to play. You know it's done and dusted, but you can't wait for the ref to blow up just in case.

Relax. People aren't going to vote for Corbyn. Even more amusingly, the Lib Dems' strategy of being the party of remain looks like it's going to explode in their faces.

[Monty92]

Relax. People aren't going to vote for Corbyn. Even more amusingly, the Lib Dems' strategy of being the party of remain looks like it's going to explode in their faces.

My missus is , although she claims to be doing so in order to retain some semblance of an opposition, rather than because she actually wants Corbyn in power.

[Burney]

My missus is , although she claims to be doing so in order to retain some semblance of an opposition, rather than because she actually wants Corbyn in power.

We've long since established that your missus is a goddamn communist, though, haven't we?

You should threaten to withdraw conjugal rights until such time as she comes to her senses and votes tory imo. Or just lock her in the house on election day.

[Monty92]

We've long since established that your missus is a goddamn communist, though, haven't we?

You should threaten to withdraw conjugal rights until such time as she comes to her senses and votes tory imo. Or just lock her in the house on election day.

No point voting Tory where I live. It's Lab or Lib.

[Burney]

No point voting Tory where I live. It's Lab or Lib.

Ugh! This is why you need to move. You're surrounded by commie filth.

[Burney]

No point voting Tory where I live. It's Lab or Lib.

Also, have you not guilt-tripped the woman with your ethnicity? Have you not pointed out that she's threatening to vote for the party that panders to vile anti-semites who fantasise about having your race wiped off the face of the earth?

I don't think you're working hard enough on her, m.

[Monty92]

Also, have you not guilt-tripped the woman with your ethnicity? Have you not pointed out that she's threatening to vote for the party that panders to vile anti-semites who fantasise about having your race wiped off the face of the earth?

I don't think you're working hard enough on her, m.

Yes, we watched Tom Holland's ISIS documentary yesterday (which I found rather disappointing) and I pointed out that the beardy Allans featured were friends of the chap she's planning to vote for.

I also reminded her that my childhood was scarred by a constant fear that my dad (who worked in the city) would be blown up by the IRA, who Jez actively supported.

She insisted she's not voting for him. I rolled my eyes.

It's a laugh a minute in our house

[redgunamo]

Yes, we watched Tom Holland's ISIS documentary yesterday (which I found rather disappointing) and I pointed out that the beardy Allans featured were friends of the chap she's planning to vote for.

I also reminded her that my childhood was scarred by a constant fear that my dad (who worked in the city) would be blown up by the IRA, who Jez actively supported.

She insisted she's not voting for him. I rolled my eyes.

It's a laugh a minute in our house

Married life, innit. We curled up on the sofa and watched Mary Poppins, while nibbling on tortillas and barbecue.

Soy sauce all over my new bitter lemon-coloured pyjamas

[Burney]

Yes, we watched Tom Holland's ISIS documentary yesterday (which I found rather disappointing) and I pointed out that the beardy Allans featured were friends of the chap she's planning to vote for.

I also reminded her that my childhood was scarred by a constant fear that my dad (who worked in the city) would be blown up by the IRA, who Jez actively supported.

She insisted she's not voting for him. I rolled my eyes.

It's a laugh a minute in our house

I thought it very interesting, but was annoyed by how much it pulled its punches by constantly letting mainstream Islam off the hook.

That said, he clearly did something right if we're to judge by the amount of abuse he's getting from Islamist scum at the moment.

And have you not pointed out to her that every single vote Labour gets will be seen as an endorsement of its current leadership?

[World's End Stella]

Yes, we watched Tom Holland's ISIS documentary yesterday (which I found rather disappointing) and I pointed out that the beardy Allans featured were friends of the chap she's planning to vote for.

I also reminded her that my childhood was scarred by a constant fear that my dad (who worked in the city) would be blown up by the IRA, who Jez actively supported.

She insisted she's not voting for him. I rolled my eyes.

It's a laugh a minute in our house

Have you tried the 'have you seen his taxation policies? Anus and her brother will never go to private school once he's done with us' line?

It's quite effective pulling at a mother's heart strings like that, I used it to encourage Mrs WES to return to work earlier than she wanted to.