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  1. 04-05-2017, 10:46 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Was that when Arsene grabbed him on the touchline

    I wish Arsene wouldn't try to fight people. He would get battered in a fight against any of the other 19 managers in the Premier League.
    "This pleasant gentleman presented himself to me today with acute pain in both upper arms. Would you please do him over with those scanners and shít."

    That's all I need, man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    "This pleasant gentleman presented himself to me today with acute pain in both upper arms. Would you please do him over with those scanners and shít."

    That's all I need, man.
    Doctor Rich has diagnosed that you are suffering with Athletes Foot
    10 characters? Pile of cund.
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  3. 04-05-2017, 10:51 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    "This pleasant gentleman presented himself to me today with acute pain in both upper arms. Would you please do him over with those scanners and shít."

    That's all I need, man.
    How would you rank the pain on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most severe pain you could imagine?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    How would you rank the pain on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most severe pain you could imagine?
    It varies from 0 to 7, occasionally gusting 7.5.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It varies from 0 to 7, occasionally gusting 7.5.
    Does it böllocks get to 7.5
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    Quote Originally Posted by burney View Post
    does it böllocks get to 7.5
    can you please remove your hooter from my medical assessment!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    can you please remove your hooter from my medical assessment!
    Is your masturbatory routine negatively affected?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Is your masturbatory routine negatively affected?
    Not in the least; I've got a chap in to take care of the matter for me.

    Health insurance is a wonderful thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It varies from 0 to 7, occasionally gusting 7.5.
    On a scale of 1 to 10 how does it affect your ability to type ?

    0

    10 characters? Pile of cund.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    On a scale of 1 to 10 how does it affect your ability to type ?

    0

    I am being examined by a doctor here. Do you mind?
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