Just in case anyone was on the fence about whether vegans are insane...

[Burney]

That's what makes him so weird. He claims to have been saved, yet criticises The Master.

Sick, twisted blasphemy.

I think we need to stage an intervention. The poor chap is clearly in the grip of some crise de spasmophilie that has led to this madness.

[Sir C]

I think we need to stage an intervention. The poor chap is clearly in the grip of some crise de spasmophilie that has led to this madness.

It's a form of self-harming, isn't it? He rejects meat to damage his body, and The Boss to damage his soul.

If by 'stage an intervention', you mean, 'have him sectioned', I'm fully on board.

[Burney]

It's a form of self-harming, isn't it? He rejects meat to damage his body, and The Boss to damage his soul.

If by 'stage an intervention', you mean, 'have him sectioned', I'm fully on board.

No, it's OK. Stand down. It's just because he's getting his end away. All perfectly normal.