Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
KFC with gravy? Steak sandwich? Hung shao rou?

Nah, get yourself down the kebab shop.
I can't really see any alternative, tbh. Although I'm increasingly convinced that all the actual meat in the special mixed kebab (chicken shish, lamb shish, kofte, etc) are inferior to the doner meat and only serve to make one feel slightly less shabby.