I've been watching I'm Alan Partridge. The Linton Travel Tavern series.

[Sir C]

YES!!!!! Will be full of tourists but worth a stop

The town or the falls, like?

Anywhere for lunch there?

[Pokster]

The town or the falls, like?

Anywhere for lunch there?

Falls are v good (especyilly in full flow), town is very small but quaint.... never eaten there as it is close enough to home for us to do in 1/2 a day

[Sir C]

Falls are v good (especyilly in full flow), town is very small but quaint.... never eaten there as it is close enough to home for us to do in 1/2 a day

Ta. Going to get as far as Ripon on Friday night and then depart early Saturday morning for a wander round the Dales en route.

[Pokster]

Ta. Going to get as far as Ripon on Friday night and then depart early Saturday morning for a wander round the Dales en route.

If you are going to Ripon go to Fountains Abbey imo, not far from there..... Ripon is a nice market city (v small city)

[Sir C]

If you are going to Ripon go to Fountains Abbey imo, not far from there..... Ripon is a nice market city (v small city)

We'll be arriving late and leaving early, I think.

[Pokster]

We'll be arriving late and leaving early, I think.

You would be most welcome if you needed food for the evening... I only live 10 miles from Ripon

[Sir C]

You would be most welcome if you needed food for the evening... I only live 10 miles from Ripon

Aww, that's kind of you p, but I fear a 10 pm arrival.

[Burney]

Falls are v good (especyilly in full flow), town is very small but quaint.... never eaten there as it is close enough to home for us to do in 1/2 a day

Seems to me that Sir C ought to pop round to yours for supper and a bed for the night.

[Sir C]

Seems to me that Sir C ought to pop round to yours for supper and a bed for the night.

I couldn't afford a Yorkshireman's bill.

[Ash]

The town or the falls, like?

Anywhere for lunch there?

The hotel by the falls and a couple of pubs in the village half a mile up t'road.