So I have now become a victim of the LGBT agenda

[Ash]

I think they have one of those in Brighton
All cubicles and a central set of wash basins

Have you seen the new public loo on St Giles High Street? It's basically an open urinal for people with point-and-squirt micturition equipment. To be cleaned naturally, by the rain.

[Burney]

Have you seen the new public loo on St Giles High Street? It's basically an open urinal for people with point-and-squirt micturition equipment. To be cleaned naturally, by the rain.

Right. So that'll smell pretty fücking choice in a hot summer, won't it?

[Ash]

Right. So that'll smell pretty fücking choice in a hot summer, won't it?

Should be ok most years though.

[Burney]

Should be ok most years though.

But what of poor Sir C as he gaily trips through London in his finest Prince of Wales check natty suitings, boots from Lobbs and with Mr Locke's finest work adorning his bonce, only for his poor nostrils to be assailed by the reek of thousands of drunkards' stale feculence? You know he's a sensitive soul and may faint dead away in such a situation.

[Sir C]

But what of poor Sir C as he gaily trips through London in his finest Prince of Wales check natty suitings, boots from Lobbs and with Mr Locke's finest work adorning his bonce, only for his poor nostrils to be assailed by the reek of thousands of drunkards' stale feculence? You know he's a sensitive soul and may faint dead away in such a situation.

St Giles High St though. Not a place to trouble a gentleman.

[Burney]

St Giles High St though. Not a place to trouble a gentleman.

Yes, but you might take a wrong turn. And you don't smoke anymore, so your sense of smell's probably returning.

[Sir C]

Yes, but you might take a wrong turn. And you don't smoke anymore, so your sense of smell's probably returning.

I still have no use of my right nostril I thought it would have mended itself by now.