Why would you choose to raise a child in the US?

[Burney]

I just hope he doesn't phone the Samaritans and get to talk to Ian Harvey

You're a bad man.

[Sir C]

You're a bad man.

Talk about adding insult to injury.

"Hello, is that the Samaritans? I have feelings of despair and I want to end it all."

"Before you do that, can we just pause to consider for a while how much better a person I am than you?"

[Burney]

Talk about adding insult to injury.

"Hello, is that the Samaritans? I have feelings of despair and I want to end it all."

"Before you do that, can we just pause to consider for a while how much better a person I am than you?"

If I know Ian, the poor sod would barely get to the end of the first sentence before he'd interrupted and corrected him.