Oi Bignose!

[Burney]

Do you eat at Tamasha? Best Indian around these parts by a margin, I reckon. Plus, Kenny Sansom used to live upstairs.

Do they still have the porny bogs?

[Sir C]

Do they still have the porny bogs?

They did when I was last there, although that was probably 4 or 5 years ago now.

There's a new chinee in Orpington just round the corner from your old house. I think it was a chinee before. Noodle House or something? Now it'sd called Parkside and it serves the best chinese food I've had outside the west end. Better than Xian.

That information is of precisely no use to you whatsoever, is it?

[Burney]

They did when I was last there, although that was probably 4 or 5 years ago now.

There's a new chinee in Orpington just round the corner from your old house. I think it was a chinee before. Noodle House or something? Now it'sd called Parkside and it serves the best chinese food I've had outside the west end. Better than Xian.

That information is of precisely no use to you whatsoever, is it?

Not really, no.

I found another restaurant with hardcore pornography in the lavatories, actually. It's called Sorastro's in Covent Garden. It's not terribly good, but it does have filth in the bogs.