Spurs are going to be running around our pitch

[Sir C]

You also realise that, were such a calamity to occur and were we to win the Special Olympics Cup thingy, we'd end up having to play in the Supercup in Istanbul as the junior partner? Imagine the humiliation.

The only thing that would appease me in such an event would be the public lynching of Unai Emery, whose fault it would undoubtedly be.

How is it his fault? Have you finally gone barking mental? Have the plates in your head shifted?

Pull yourself together for fúck's sake man.

[Burney]

How is it his fault? Have you finally gone barking mental? Have the plates in your head shifted?

Pull yourself together for fúck's sake man.

Because he is curséd and has brought his curse upon us.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Because he is curséd and has brought his curse upon us.

Did you really mean that acute, not a grave?

Or is that how they say it in Spain? Yo soy Kurrr-zayyyy'd