Last week when the wife was away, I dined one evening on egg, beans and chips.

[Burney]

You can't beat a council dinner every now and again.

But that won could have been slightly betterered by adding a Birds Eye burger imo.

The ones that, when cooked, shrink to the size of a 50p piece? Hmmm.

I was thinking that it could have used a grillsteak? Do they even still do grillsteaks? They were quite, quite unwholesome, full of fat, mechanically recovered meat and had a bizarrely rubbery texture, but by god they tasted fantastic.

[IUFG]

The ones that, when cooked, shrink to the size of a 50p piece? Hmmm.

I was thinking that it could have used a grillsteak? Do they even still do grillsteaks? They were quite, quite unwholesome, full of fat, mechanically recovered meat and had a bizarrely rubbery texture, but by god they tasted fantastic.

Oh, yes, And yes again



I hope its chips, its chips...

[Burney]

Oh, yes, And yes again



I hope its chips, its chips...

Oh, god. The wife's away again in a couple of weeks. Those babies are getting bought.

[Burney]

I've just looked them up. 4 FOR £2.50!

Imagine the sheer nastiness of the ingredients required for them to be that cheap!

[IUFG]

I've just looked them up. 4 FOR £2.50!

Imagine the sheer nastiness of the ingredients required for them to be that cheap!

held together with rusk, no doubt

[Burney]

held together with rusk, no doubt

To soak up some of the fat.

It's very much putting me in mind of Adrian Lewis in Slaughter's.

[IUFG]

To soak up some of the fat.

It's very much putting me in mind of Adrian Lewis in Slaughter's.

you fúcking, meaty hero!

[Burney]

you fúcking, meaty hero!

I keep having near-hysterics listening to those on the M25.

Bob Mortimer is a genius.