Hmmm. Churches in France do seem to be suffering a terrible run of luck lately.

[Sir C]

No. We are launching a product in Ireland that I am fronting (presumably on the grounds that I have an Irish name and look Irish).

I'm wondering whether I should do the accent.

In Limerick? They'll hang you for a witch if you go in talking Dublin.

[Burney]

In Limerick? They'll hang you for a witch if you go in talking Dublin.

Hmmm. Fair point. I'm probably best off doing posh English. Their hands will instinctively be drawn to their forelocks the minute I speak and they shall then be as putty in my hands.

Figuratively, of course. I'm not going to touch the ghastly culchies, am I?

Good God! Can you imagine?? There isn't enough Dettol in the world.

[Sir C]

Hmmm. Fair point. I'm probably best off doing posh English. Their hands will instinctively be drawn to their forelocks the minute I speak and they shall then be as putty in my hands.

Figuratively, of course. I'm not going to touch the ghastly culchies, am I?

Good God! Can you imagine?? There isn't enough Dettol in the world.

Dunno mate, all you thick paddies are the same to me.

[Burney]

Dunno mate, all you thick paddies are the same to me.

You dirty racist.