Mrs May is getting right on my titties now. The utopian vision of a future Britain,

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Shut your mouth bully. You are just a sour faced Labour fanboy who is desperate for England to fail so you can smug it to the brave Brexiteers. But yes you are right she was a bit of a saucy sort when younger. Id nail her arsehole still now and she would love it too. Just like your missus does imvho.

I very much doubt that her splendid upper middle-class sphincter would register any sensation from your pitifully small pénis Donald.

[Burney]

I very much doubt that her splendid upper middle-class sphincter would register any sensation from your pitifully small pénis Donald.

Can we all stop talking about buggering the Prime Minister, please? It's really not on.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I can't think why b, or what the cause of my hunch is, but I suspect she would be game for a bit of the old poop-tubing. In a jolly sort of posh way. "Oh golly, that's a bit rude isn't it - oh go on then!"

Tissue!