Spurs are going to be running around our pitch

[Rich]

I do miss having a manager who, when he spoke, offered some chance of saying something remotely a) interesting, or b) intelligible

Although in Emery's defence, I have read a couple of interesting translated interviews with him that suggest he's not as totally witless as he looks/sounds when he attempts to speak English.

I really do hope that he writes a book and calls out each and every person to have said vile things towards him.