If it doesn't go well tonight things are going to get toxic immediately, aren't they?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Fraud.

Pikies v gay dudes. You can fill in the blanks yourself.

We recieved some lovely gypsy curses from the public gallery.

I bet the public gallery was like a rubbish tip when they headed back to their caravans

[Sir C]

I bet the public gallery was like a rubbish tip when they headed back to their caravans

There were loads of them. All shouty and sweary. His Honour was quite discombobulated.

[Burney]

There were loads of them. All shouty and sweary. His Honour was quite discombobulated.

Well it's a day out for them, isn't it? They probably bring a picnic.

How many defendants were there?

[Sir C]

Well it's a day out for them, isn't it? They probably bring a picnic.

How many defendants were there?

Just one. One couldn't be found (I've got a fair idea where you'd find him...)