It's alright, calm down everyone. There's a plan to sort this all out.

[Pat Vegas]

To be fair, as I drove through Hoddesdon yesterday, a fat lady was fast asleep on the grass verge next to the road. She seemed quite peaceful.

I made an observation about bad areas. Why in bad areas do people sit outside the front of their houses just hanging around?

[Burney]

I made an observation about bad areas. Why in bad areas do people sit outside the front of their houses just hanging around?

Dunno. I always assume it's because someone's nicked/repossessed the telly