Is the Tory party actually on a mission to alienate every single voter in the country

[Burney]

Yes, but more importantly, do you think Justine Greening is pure lesbonian, or can she be tempted by the real thing? If, for example, she and her lady friend were enjoying a cuddle on the sofa, perhaps clad in corsets and fishnet stockings, and I arrived unexpectedly to fis the washing machine, do you think they would immediately strip me of my dungarees?

Asking for a friend.

Why would anyone call you in to fix their washing machine? And why would you be wearing dungarees?

[Sir C]

Why would anyone call you in to fix their washing machine? And why would you be wearing dungarees?

Are you denying my right to identify as a dungaree-clad washing machine repairman?