The bat eaters aren't very good at this disinformation business, are they?

[Burney]

Other things they are good at:

Spare ribs in brown gloop.
Balls in fluorescent gloop.
Noodles, with or without bat.

Also, their little yellow women are sometimes extremely cute.

On balance, 7 out of 10, would recommend.

I have foresworn Chinese food forever in protest at all this. We cannot allow their cultural hegemony to progress any further. Never again will Wok-U-Like receive any custom from me.