Dear, oh deary me......
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2010/15/section/5
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'