Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
I tried to think of it like that when I had to go to hospital to give a sperm sample. Was a bit tricky getting in the right mood in the knowledge that there was probably someone on the floor below me getting told they have 3 months to live.

Turned out the absolute f*cking mountain of porn they kindly leave for you did help me overcome that particular hurdle, tbf.
It's an odd business, isn't it? Ejaculating in a strange room where you were well aware other men had spent their load very recently?

In that sense it reminded me of visiting your mum's house.