Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
I think you'd be permitted a special dispensation if you've just lost a clockweight and want to check that you are not wholly unmanned? I mean it was essentially medical in nature, if you think about it.
I tried to think of it like that when I had to go to hospital to give a sperm sample. Was a bit tricky getting in the right mood in the knowledge that there was probably someone on the floor below me getting told they have 3 months to live.

Turned out the absolute f*cking mountain of porn they kindly leave for you did help me overcome that particular hurdle, tbf.