Are you obliquely asking us whether it's OK that you've polluted yourself while thinking about Greta Thunberg?
You know the answer to this, m.
Your attitude towards 'self-pollution' always surprises me, Burney, given where you went to school.
Even to this day I believe that English public schools are a veritable celebration of the act. I would have thought your experiences would have made you indifferent to it.