Alyson Rudd of the Times assures me that VAR rightly confirmed that it wasn't a pen

[WES]

Pretty much what WES said: "Mike Dean, officiating his 500th Premier League game, flamboyantly waved away appeals for a penalty when Nicolas Pepe fell under Jack O'Connell's challenge and the VAR check confirmed the referee was right to do so."

Even Shearuh and Wrighty said it was a pen. Poor Alyson, she's even dumber than Shearuh and Wrighty.

Still would, mind. Alyson, not Shearuh or Wrighty. Well, maybe Wrighty.