Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
I speak as a man whose inability to control his knob has resulted in two attempts on my life and, worse, one hideously expensive divorce.
Been there as well. Have a rather lovely 27 old South African in our office who seems to have taken a shine to me. Christmas Party she showed some rather revealing photos of herself to me. I showed immense restraint and walked away.
1. I'm a good boy
2. She's married to some lunatic Afrikaans fella