Pssssst....if you're still struggling to, ahem, "arrive", Heidi Allen is currently on the BBC.
I mean, if you can look past the jawline, there's something approaching a moderatelt attractive woman, there.
Thing is, I loathe her so much I’d feel duty-bound to basically render her wheelchair-bound after coition and at my age I’m not sure I have the energy for sex that angry or vigorous.
Thing is, I loathe her so much I’d feel duty-bound to basically render her wheelchair-bound after coition and at my age I’m not sure I have the energy for sex that angry or vigorous.
Did you see Justine Greening earlier, immediately trying to weasel her way back into the Tory party with a cringing brown-nosing monologue about how great Boris's agenda is.
I'd happily render her wheelchair bound so long as I can skip the sex, the wart-faced slag.