Listen, I'm too thick to know this, but can we say with absolute unequivocal

[Burney]

I just read this to my lefty missus and she tried to stifle her laughter, then gave up

She’s a fine woman, m.

If it’s any consolation, where you live the locals will spot the fùckers ages before they get anywhere near you and probably burn them in a wicker man for the Winter Solstice.

There are consolations to living amongst keen Kent racists imo.