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Thread: The Shadow Home Secretary and putative holder of one of the great Offices of State

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    The Shadow Home Secretary and putative holder of one of the great Offices of State

    turned up to vote this morning wearing two left shoes.

    Good luck, everyone.

    https://twitter.com/WireSpy3/status/1205080172707434496

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    turned up to vote this morning wearing two left shoes.

    Good luck, everyone.

    https://twitter.com/WireSpy3/status/1205080172707434496
    We're ****ed if they get in

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    What if...he has two left feet.

    Reptilians confirmed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    turned up to vote this morning wearing two left shoes.

    Good luck, everyone.

    https://twitter.com/WireSpy3/status/1205080172707434496
    I could almost build a case to defend her were the shoes identical to one another. But they are also completely different designs

    Is this actually Dianne Abbot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    I could almost build a case to defend her were the shoes identical to one another. But they are also completely different designs

    Is this actually Dianne Abbot?
    It is. I'm increasingly convinced she has some sort of degenerative neurological disorder. There's being gaffe-prone and then there's being basically incapable of functioning as an adult human being.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It is. I'm increasingly convinced she has some sort of degenerative neurological disorder. There's being gaffe-prone and then there's being basically incapable of functioning as an adult human being.
    She shakes like Michael J f*cking Fox, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    She shakes like Michael J f*cking Fox, too.
    I prefer the simile 'like a shítting dog', m.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I prefer the simile 'like a shítting dog', m.
    A Hollywood icon struck down by Parkinson's at a relatively young age is inherently funny, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I prefer the simile 'like a shítting dog', m.
    It’s no ‘grinning like a ****ing jap’ though, is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It’s no ‘grinning like a ****ing jap’ though, is it?
    No. That's because that is very possibly the greatest crude simile in history.

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