"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
I don't actually remember the name of the first girl whose knickers I got into. I want to say 'Michelle', but that's a total guess. She had dark hair. That's about the extent of my memory. I could have passed her in the street a hundred times since and had no idea.
The girl with whom I first performed The Act contacted me on LinkedIn a few months ago, though. That was a bit weird.