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    Oh? Who did you finger and what had he done?


    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I discovered fingering in 1987. I don't mean I invented it. I'm pretty sure it was a thing before that, but 1987 was when I first got in on the act.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Oh? Who did you finger and what had he done?
    I don't actually remember the name of the first girl whose knickers I got into. I want to say 'Michelle', but that's a total guess. She had dark hair. That's about the extent of my memory. I could have passed her in the street a hundred times since and had no idea.

    The girl with whom I first performed The Act contacted me on LinkedIn a few months ago, though. That was a bit weird.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    The girl with whom I first performed The Act contacted me on LinkedIn a few months ago, though. That was a bit weird.
    LinkedIn is just a bit weird, tbh
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    LinkedIn is just a bit weird, tbh
    I strongly recommend a Twitter account called The State of LinkedIn, which highlights the worst examples of motivational humblebragging on there.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I strongly recommend a Twitter account called The State of LinkedIn, which highlights the worst examples of motivational humblebragging on there.
    yeah, I have seen it.

    Alexa...


    Did you see the one about making the job applicants wait for hours in reception? total horse ****, of course
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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