You had me vaguely interested for a second there, so I looked at the league positions and we're currently 8th, only one point behind 5th place. However, there are only 7 points between us and relegation!
Putting to one side the unlikely event of us being relegated, that's a pretty savage indictment of the standard of the PL outside the top 4.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'