IMPORTANT - Is your Christmas Day routine acceptable?

[Sir C]

I've not seen any of those either

Well according to b you've got a great big hole where your soul should be, or something.

Apparently it's 'important' to have seen certain films.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

For balance, I don't think b's ever seen a James Bond movie

[Burney]

Well according to b you've got a great big hole where your soul should be, or something.

Apparently it's 'important' to have seen certain films.

I didn't say 'important'. I said it seemed a shame not to watch two of the greatest movies ever made out of sheer pig-headedness.

[Burney]

For balance, I don't think b's ever seen a James Bond movie

Not true. I watched Casino Royale. And I've seen all of Live And Let Die - just not in one sitting.

James Bond is lame, though. He's no George Smiley.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

How'd you like your tea, Mr Smiley?
Just stirred, thank you

[Burney]

How'd you like your tea, Mr Smiley?
Just stirred, thank you

Smiley didn't do quips. He just polished his glasses with the fat end of his tie and was all clever and that.

[WES]

Smiley didn't do quips. He just polished his glasses with the fat end of his tie and was all clever and that.

I love the scene with Robert Duvall and the movie producer discussing Johnny Fontaine getting the part - 'and a man in my position can't be made to look ridiculous!!!'

Superb. Also, Clemenza. Just him being Clemenza.

But the horses head is just stupid. I mean, who can't have wondered how in f*ck's name they got it into his bed without him noticing it?

[barrybueno]

Four Weddings and a Funeral? I love that movie.

Oh no fúck that C. Schindler's List, The Deer Hunter and Heat are a few I've just noticed on imdb.

[Burney]

I love the scene with Robert Duvall and the movie producer discussing Johnny Fontaine getting the part - 'and a man in my position can't be made to look ridiculous!!!'

Superb. Also, Clemenza. Just him being Clemenza.

But the horses head is just stupid. I mean, who can't have wondered how in f*ck's name they got it into his bed without him noticing it?

"Well, let me tell you something, my kraut-mick friend..." makes me laugh every time.

[WES]

"Well, let me tell you something, my kraut-mick friend..." makes me laugh every time.

'she was beautiful, she was young, she was innocent, she was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had and I've had them all over the world!!!!'



edited as I have it on my iPad so that's it exactly