Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
inside info on the Gilets Jaunes protests and the Swiss sale of flashball ammo to the French state.

I am now officially a spy.

No need to thank me for doing my small bit to help keep Kashmir out of the clutches of the evil 'Stanis. They may have the ISI but India has me, so the liberation of POK is simply a matter of time.
I had lunch with an Indian diplomat once.

He tried to touch me for several thousand pounds.

Not touch me that way. Not the winkle. He just wanted a bribe.

Obviously I paid up. Turned out to be a pretty sweet deal tbh. Wd tea money!