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Thread: Labour have nearly got my vote.

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    Labour have nearly got my vote.

    Just wanting for free guitars, designer clothes, whores, fags and holidays for everyone and I'm in.

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    --------------free whores!!!!-------------------
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    --------------free whores!!!!-------------------
    then again if they are for everyone i won't want them.

    Labour could just every person in the country what they specfically want and do it that way.
    That will be their next plan.

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    I will buy myself a set of poultry to take advantage of the free Veterinary service they promise and also to directly source my own fois-gras on the quiet
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    --------------free whores!!!!-------------------
    Point of order: surely if a whore is free, she ceases to be a whore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Point of order: surely if a whore is free, she ceases to be a whore?
    Not if she's paid for by the state

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    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Not if she's paid for by the state
    Prescription whores

    think of all the jobs it would offer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Prescription whores

    think of all the jobs it would offer.
    Yeah! Like 'hand' and 'blow'
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Just wanting for free guitars, designer clothes, whores, fags and holidays for everyone and I'm in.
    What about the jews?

    Unless they offer us a free jew each I'm not interested.

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    Komrade Korbyn has contacted me personally offering a 10% rebate on all gambling losses and a best odds guarantee on all my selections.

    Quite tempting...

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