Reply With QuoteDon't be tellin' me about foot massages – I'm the foot ****in' master.Originally Posted by Tony C
to be fair...he’s got some lives imo
Sexually assaulted a woman at Bute House in October 2013 by removing her foot from her shoe, stroking her foot, lifting her foot towards his mouth and attempting to kiss her foot
Don't be tellin' me about foot massages – I'm the foot ****in' master.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
His wife is 81, apparently.
Eww. Surely that should count as mitigating circumstances for any man accused of sexual impropriety?
Shagging an 81 yr old :shudder:
You and M's wives will be 81 one day, think about that eh?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
and I'll be long gone by that point
Do you mean dead or shacked up with a newer model?and I'll be long gone by that point
haha top man, I guessed you had a younger wife. Or just not planning on living too longand I'll be long gone by that point
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
a and probably bhaha top man, I guessed you had a younger wife. Or just not planning on living too long
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