You didn't mention brushing your teeth.
wake up for a pee in the night, you can go to the fridge, grab a pinch of the minced fillet you had left over, pop in in your mouth and then just glug some Lea and Perrins straight from the bottle, before going back to bed.
Much better than a Jaffa cake.
I don't agree with brushing my teeth. Though as I bought a wooly hat 2 days ago, I shaved my head for the first time in 3 months, allowing me to put in a mohican. I had a proper shave, with razor and badger brush after the clippers. And had my quarterly bath.
So I feel fresh as a daisy atm.
I'm unconvinced on cold tartar GG. I love the stuff but once I've added in the onion, capers, Worcester sauce, mustard and cornichons and given it a good mix it is clearly above room temperature and quite perfect. The fridge would kill it imo.
Plus, tartar needs hot chips cooked in goose fat with it for optimum eating experience. FACT
I never cook chips. But I'd like to try it.
In Montpellier this Jan, for my mate's daughter's birthday, we went out and had a tartare that was cooked. Mi-cuit, they called it. With a slab of goat's cheese on top. It was nice, but is it still a tartare?
I mix tomato sauce, Worcester and tobasco. Stir in the beef, then the chopped parsley so the mix sticks the parsley to the cow.
Then add onions, shallots and capers. Mix. Raw egg yolk on top.
But I would like to try with these chips of yours. What do you cook them in?