Shane Sutton - former British cycling technical director and Team Sky head coach - is a 'doper' according to him.
You mean England didn't win all those cycling medals and Team Sky didn't win all those Tours by thinking of god and country? You mean they were doping?
Ya don't say.
You can't cheat if it's not a real sport. And cycling isn't a real sport. Poncing about on a velocipede is a Frenchman's idea of sport - unmanly and likely to result in perineal sores.
Did you know they shave themselves completely hairless and rub huge quantities of ointment into their arses, bóllocks and barses? Disgusting foreign perverts. I'd have them shot.
I share your sentiments with regard to the sport itself. However, there has been so much hypocrisy surrounding cycling and Britain's and Sky's success that having it now revealed to all and watching utter cretins like Brad Wiggins and Dave Brailsford fall flat on their faces is awfully satisfying.
Marginal gains
doubtless see you fall into despair.
I was recently invited to a dinner party by a group of the young 'uns I work with and I was teased because I was the only man present who did not depilate his own anus! The other two men present admitted to removing all of their pubic hair including from their very arseholes! *
*I bet Monty does it
From past cases....most athletes who take Testosterone boosters do so because something they were previously doing has caused a severe decline in their body’s ability to produce the normal natural amount ie roids.
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I dunno...what’s the point of all that fame and money if your dick don’t work.
Yes, and that therefore Lance Armstrong did nothing wrong.
Hence the reference to the hypocrisy of the whole thing. I'd be less scathing of Sky if they hadn't been so overt about how pure as snow they are and all the sanctimony and condescension that went with it. Had they just shut up and continued cheating like everyone else it would have irritated me less.