Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
You can't cheat if it's not a real sport. And cycling isn't a real sport. Poncing about on a velocipede is a Frenchman's idea of sport - unmanly and likely to result in perineal sores.
Did you know they shave themselves completely hairless and rub huge quantities of ointment into their arses, bóllocks and barses? Disgusting foreign perverts. I'd have them shot.
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